FCOJS: Couples Edition

Sister Fatty's only jet ski partner is Dork Brother.

Euro-Man's swimsuit is more revealing than Fat Olga's, but she has more armpit hair.

I know why the caged bird jet skis.

Jet skis know no prejudices. Old cow dykes can be jet ski partners too.

FCOJS: Mommy/Daughter Edition

Mom, I don't have any pudding in my vest.

She has her mother's thighs.

On the way to Burrito Beach.

Food reconnaissance mission.

The daughter was a snack.

More Fatties! More Fun! Will it end?!!

Thank you for joining me Aunt Jemima. Did you bring my pancakes?

Goodbye feed buoy! Please stock more lasagna!

Mama Mia! I'ma notta THAT fatta!!


Stupid husband! You will never see your water toy again! (maybe he is tying a Jaws barrel to it?)

Little girl your heart is in the right place. Your stomach is not and you need more lasagna training. You get half points. Someday you will pop your jet ski balloon.

FCOJS: Fail Edition

Probably a good thing the asian fatty is not actually jet skiing.

She tried to jet ski all the way to the buffet.

Fat hiding clothes can even be worn at sea.
Judging by dad, she'll be a fat chick someday.

Oops. This was meant for the "Fat Dorks Near Jet Skis" website.

Celebrity FCOJS Edition!!!

"I am Serena Williams, I will use this machine to fetch the tennis ball!!! NOOOOO YOU ARE TOO FAT!

Simon Cowell and Ryan SeaDoo are fat chick idols (and maybe gay dykes?)

Rihanna, don't let your fat moms miss the opportunity.

Rosie, you are not just a land fag, you are now an aquatic eat beast.

It Continues...

A stanky fish combo.

She is looking at onshore food.

No jet ski, just fat chick.

Pregnant is still fat.

Hahaha. It was a trick. Only a fat boy on jet ski.

IT BEGINS!

A race to the feed buoy!

Suprise! The buoy was not a marshmallow.Training for amphibious eat attack landings. Waverunner abuse.